So I'm not the most traveled man in the world, but I have done my fair share of traveling through the United States. There's one constant that I've noticed in my travels, and that's when it comes to driving and parking, people with license plates from Illinois are pretty clueless.
Why do I bring this up? Oh, I don't know maybe it was due to the stupid moron at work who, instead of parking in front of the building, parked on the side (where the drivers park) that decided that he needed to take up all the parking spots. Evidently he didn't realize that those white lines that are painted on the ground are to be parked between, not straddled.
I'm also reminded of road trips I've made throughout the country, and it seems like no coincidence as I look back that if you have someone driving like an idiot, they're probably going to be from Illinois. Maybe there's something in the water, I don't know, but I think someone needs to start teaching these idiots how to drive, or else to stay the hell home.
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